luana | canada | 17 | female


how do i get over someone who i never dated



When boredom strikes, cut the crease!

Another look I created using the Take Me To Brazil palette by BH Cosmetics!



Aries: stop jackin off
Taurus: hoe and not ashamed of it
Gemini: fake
Cancer: crybaby ass
Leo: BIG Bitch and u fuckin kno it. u love it dont u.
Virgo: ethereal and always SO busy
Libra: basic
Scorpio: u are sleepy and powerful.
Sagittarius: probably like drinkin some healthy shit. u look good as hell too.
Capricorn: bitter
Aquarius: clean ur fingernails
Pisces: stop bein so stingy an love urself

#i would’ve removed your shitty comment if I weren’t on mobile
decaf (This is the only time decaf will ever be a valid answer)

if you drink decaf, you need to love yourself.

Decaf: Impersonate one of your friends.

oh god you want to see me crash and burn, and now i must pick a victim and try not to offend. what have you done.

well “yyyyaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssss gaga. look at ma new hurr cuuutttt. pat my weave i sAID PAT MY WEAVE GIRL. im too beautiful for this. i dont deserve this treatment siGH. excuse me i have summer coop, so no. excuse me. get dick bitttcchhh.”

who am i?



My wife Holly built a full body costume of Blathers, then went around Comic-Con giving fossils to people (includes some familiar faces).  I filmed the entire thing and it was adorable.  Holly’s been working really hard on her YouTube channel and it makes me super proud to be seeing her do so!  Share this one around guys :)

please watch this


"i have such a girl crush on-"


2.08 Crossroad Blues


i want to talk to you but im ugly


Tyler Hoechlin for August Man Malaysia August 2014 issue.(x)

Send me a cup of coffee.
Espresso: Describe your usual morning routine.
Decaf: Impersonate one of your friends.
Macchiato: Name two things you think go well together and why.
Latte: List three aspects of your personality that you love.
Flat White: Confess the most recent crime you committed.
Iced: Make the weirdest face you can.
Cappuccino: Describe your ideal wedding.
Drip: Post a photo of a stuffed animal you own.
Mocha: Name one of your guilty pleasures.
Doppio: List two of your dream travel locations and why.
Black: Recall the worst insult you've ever received.
Americano: Post a photo of your favorite outfit.
Kopi: Describe an incident when you tried something new.